Sizes and colours

All our designs are printed on high quality, cotton-rich apparel using direct to garment (DTG) printing or vinyl. Our shirts are enzyme washed and pre-treated to hold print for longer. This protects against fading of both the shirt and the print BUT we can only take care of the shirts while they are in our hands and then, it’s over to you. So if you are happy with your print, we suggest that, before wearing your garment in the sun, you wash your garment inside out in a cool wash (don’t iron on print) and never tumble-dry - you should be golden.

Please see below for size guides and colours. Our shop is a bit limited in variations (we can only list 100 size, style and colour options per product) so we can’t list all colours on the pull down menus. If you’re not keen on black or white, you’ll have to give us your choices using order notes. Colour options follow in the images below.

Please note, when stock levels are low we reserve the right to do whatever is necessary to get your order completed with low fuss. We rarely deviate from our apparel supplier but when necessary, we may send a different grade of shirt in sitations where our standard Classic Tee is not available. We will not send shoddy quality items, we give a shit about our name and reputation.

Please note, garment colours are only an indication. Black is black but light grey could be melange or solid grey, depending on our supplier. Print colours are mostly unchanging but print size can vary, again, depending on our supplier.

Now, look at the pretty pictures and make an informed decision. It’s the only time we’ll ever ask you to be grown up about things. Promise!





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